lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

(Source: milotlc)

quizillla:

*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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(Source: illkim)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy)

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