fuocogo:

assgod:

fuck-eater:

reyviving:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

avvocarlo:

cursedcatimages:

this is the cover for the next brockhampton album

cloudruler-old:

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

mango-misandry:

me: *supposed to be cleaning kitchen *

me: *making this funney guy wave his arms*

okcupidcalmdown:

politiho:

web-wrecker:

heckifiknowcomics:

hang in there buddy.

He?

unsettlingstories:

I love this so much lol

actuallykanayamaryam:

sludgejudy:

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

the digimon movie is really good

marxism-leninism-memeism:

manasavalluru:

capitalisin:

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

this is a problem that goes unnoticed too often please fucking fix it.

kidzbopdeathgrips:

jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people

american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really self-righteous about it. right jesus?

square:

ruinedchildhood: